Welcome to my website
the construction crew is hard at work come back next weeks to see more
some of the weirdest and funniest quotes i have seen in my life
- "i lost everything with the divorce my wife even took my divorce lawyer"
- "you see the security suspects that I shoplift but they will never figure out that's the shopping bags that I am stealing"
- "We just Indian Jonesed the Toby!" (Toby is a friend's dog's name)
- "the Italian meter gauge as the name says it's an Italian standard for rail characterized by a width of exactly 0.95 meters"
- "how many hit points has an average human? hit points were invented to measure the resistance of ships against naval artillery as such humans have at most 1 hit point"
- "we are a kingdom and you are merely an anarco sindacalist commune" weirdest insult? I have ever received lol